who wrote these bad small town waterpark reviews?

31 mar 2021
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this is a video about small town waterparks. i found some google reviews on the internet. then me and my friend read them and made a video about them. and then i put THAT on the internet.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.
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  • c'mon guys let's start our OWN waterpark. if you want to swim, follow me on twitch.tv/gusjohnson.

    Gus JohnsonGus Johnson12 dögum síðan
    • Leaving a review is not weird

      yournightmarepro 666yournightmarepro 6662 dögum síðan
    • Move your review screenshots up the frame, it's too low down. 1 star.

      nodnod winkwinknodnod winkwink3 dögum síðan
    • gus. you are a tryhard. and I appreciate it.

      Smo CloudSmo Cloud6 dögum síðan
    • Heya Gus, your link in the description doesn't work. Thought you'd want to know

      McRejeOstMcRejeOst7 dögum síðan
    • I’m gonna take a fat shit in this water park

      Muslim N43Muslim N437 dögum síðan
  • 10:15 to 10:18 2 guys 1 megaphone

    Mason ParadisMason Paradis50 mínútum síðan
  • I leave reviews Gus to help out other people deciding whether to go to the place

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  • 4:56 - But he still could be speaking a different language Even when he is white and wears a cowboyhat?

    P & Co.P & Co.15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Elisabeth is correct. Shon is not.

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  • Ian looks tired ngl

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  • gus we have the same birthday

    mads simmsmads simmsDegi Síðan síðan
  • On the one where she says she grew wings and flew and then fractured her tailbone etc, it means when she went down the ride, she went fast enough that her body came off the surface of the slide for a second or two and then landed with significant force. Have you guys not experienced that on water rides before??? That’s why a lot of rides have tops or nets above them.

    Wesley BrookmanWesley BrookmanDegi Síðan síðan
  • 6:08-6:14 Gus was sure thinking about something. What that something is, well, we will never know, All we will see is Gus staring at us like that chimpanzee in the cage

    FrozenBurger Seven-teenFrozenBurger Seven-teenDegi Síðan síðan
  • I wonder if they found reviews for those few water parks where people have died

    Ryan ThomasRyan ThomasDegi Síðan síðan
  • As a member of the C/Kaden name group, I can confirm that having three chimps is the bare minimum for a water park.

    Caden DwyerCaden DwyerDegi Síðan síðan
  • d

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  • 8:42 only the real ones know what's going on in that armpit

    Hagler RayHagler Ray2 dögum síðan
  • That chinese guy got a cheese smile

    Hagler RayHagler Ray2 dögum síðan
  • In my life 100% of the ear infections I have received are a direct result of going to a water park

    Daniel WhiteDaniel White2 dögum síðan
  • I just wrote a review on Cedar point and said i died go check it out

    Aiden CooperAiden Cooper2 dögum síðan
  • He’s just the right level of awkward.

    WertyouchWertyouch2 dögum síðan
  • Wow

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  • Gus, just a heads up, your link to subscribe to Ian isn't working (the bitly one).

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  • “Asians are trending” LMAO

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  • Why did I watch this? 1 star...

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  • when they read the "no water" one I instantly thought of the opening to spy kids

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  • Love these videos! Wanted to suggest "bad cat cafe reviews". Here's an example: "Fairly unfriendly disinterested cats I am sorry to say that I found our visit disappointing, because generally the cats were not friendly and affectionate as we had expected. One hid behind the table and box, one tolerated patting for a little while, then got into the box and would not come out, a male hissed at us and tried to bite or scratch for most of the hour and another female walked around on the bench but didn't want to be touched. My son had some success waving a toy in front of one, but not for very long. Of course animals can be temperamental, but they just seemed to be "over it" and really, for $60 I had expected more."

    landonp17landonp173 dögum síðan
  • "Elizabeth who spelt her name wrong." Lol best ever.

    Joseph smithJoseph smith3 dögum síðan
  • the chimp pooped on cole

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  • Hey guys just btw I wanted to say thanks for the puke warning :) by saying you were gonna try I was able to fast forward past any gagging or whatever! I have a phobia so its greatly appreciated genuinely!

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  • the small town reviews series is revolutionary and amazing

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  • I’m subscribed and have the bell on and I’m still not getting Notifications :( missed this

    Vivian DarkbloomVivian Darkbloom4 dögum síðan
  • Content was good. But the channel has a trapped chimp they force to make videos. 5 stars

    CheezMuffinTVCheezMuffinTV4 dögum síðan
  • I remember going to a splashdown when I was like 5 for my friends birthday and there was a whole unbroken shit on the floor two feet from the bathroom door

    MrbeansMrbeans4 dögum síðan
  • Look up Safari Joe’s H2O waterpark in Oklahoma...they have animals in the waterpark. I’m sure others exist as well.

    Bridget MichelleBridget Michelle4 dögum síðan
  • It seems like it's a 50/50 shot when a ISworldsr I like brings in a friend or fellow creator if I'll like them or not. I enjoy this guy

    Jason WilteyJason Wiltey4 dögum síðan
  • The illustrated negative National Park reviews on Instagram have always made me laugh.

    than217than2174 dögum síðan
  • Re

    Nis 3rNis 3r4 dögum síðan
  • Thanks Bus Binson, this is a fun video!

    Barry WaltsBarry Walts4 dögum síðan
  • North Korean reviews be lit

    Kit FistoKit Fisto4 dögum síðan
  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️[_][_] Orangutan in cage behind desk. Unfair have too much fun

    BrandonBrandon4 dögum síðan
  • I think that the chimpanzee one is blue bayou/Dixie landing in Baton Rouge LA, i used to go to that park all the time when I was younger and they just had a chimp, you would ride the train past it and they would just be like and the teenage workers would just be like “that’s our chip, it’s been there forever I guess >:)” as a child I was always so confused abt that

    harper larueharper larue4 dögum síðan
  • I love that cole has one review. A single review. He decides, for the first time in his life, he needs to go out of his way to inform people of the establishment in which he was pooped upon.

    WaltWalt4 dögum síðan
  • You should do a dispensary one next. In my town someone left a review saying "the parking lot has more potholes than the dispensary had potheads" lol

    Kris TianaKris Tiana5 dögum síðan
  • Your asian friend is NOT funny

    Nicholas RuizNicholas Ruiz5 dögum síðan
  • Jack 1 star

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  • “Y’know how Asians started trending, so we gotta get one of ‘em on here” ☠️ 🙈 How he said it off the wall like that, I think Ian killed it, Gus’s channel I mean 😭 🤣 lol

    sandrakim9sandrakim95 dögum síðan
  • Hey, it’s Ian Kung, I think he said he’s Korean, right?

    sandrakim9sandrakim95 dögum síðan
  • Probably half of those reviews are trolls, I see some famous social influencer or vlogger leave a bad review and then the owner disregards the complaints, so in retaliation a lot of the followers leave negative reviews of the place. This water park probably pissed off some local social influencer and now the google reviews is in review hell since it’s not hard making a fake review on google

    sandrakim9sandrakim95 dögum síðan
  • 14 mins of them just going, yes we can't have good public swimming pools. Your fault for going.

    Sugar FriesSugar Fries5 dögum síðan
  • Kaden has dyslexia

    Timothy BlandinTimothy Blandin5 dögum síðan
  • Drowned one star but still survived to tell the story made me click lmfao

    Leah XLeah X5 dögum síðan
  • I just spent 14:57 watching two guys read reviews.... I need a hobby...

    chase thackerchase thacker5 dögum síðan
  • Epic video one star

    caeden Vcaeden V5 dögum síðan
  • Hi

    potatoe boipotatoe boi5 dögum síðan
  • 8:32 Wow I legit got worried for a second cause my real name is Cole and he just said it randomly our of nowhere and I was like"Aaaaaggghhhh, when did I leave a review on a waterslide like that"

    bloopeyboibloopeyboi5 dögum síðan
  • I didn’t know google reviews were a thing until a year ago, I’m so behind, better start catching up with the series of never ending useless updates.

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  • Someone probably

    TheSTRVmanTheSTRVman5 dögum síðan
  • 💙

    sarrou Marbeusarrou Marbeu5 dögum síðan
  • Small town reviews are back (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)

    sarrou Marbeusarrou Marbeu5 dögum síðan
  • YESSSSSSS

    sarrou Marbeusarrou Marbeu5 dögum síðan
  • S tier video

    Low Budget Mega ManLow Budget Mega Man5 dögum síðan
  • Believe it or not, there are hundreds of millions of white people who can’t speak English.

    Lucas, a VikingLucas, a Viking5 dögum síðan
  • I leave reviews on Google all time. They reward me with Google Play credit.

    Jeffery AndersJeffery Anders6 dögum síðan
  • These nonsensical bullshit reviews by you two are SO good.

    s3dchrs3dchr6 dögum síðan
  • Imma open my own waterpark! With blackjack! And hookers!

    WardahTheBlaqQWardahTheBlaqQ6 dögum síðan
  • as a lesbian, I would gladly make out with a potato. And by make out I mean shovel handfuls of french fries into my mouth.

    Camden BaileyCamden Bailey6 dögum síðan
  • They need not to rude to

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  • One chimp one star

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  • Ian cryptogod funnyman

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  • These are my favourite videos

    KarolinKarolin6 dögum síðan
  • I assume K's review was short for "reply", cuz sometimes to indicate that something you're saying is a reply you'll put Re: message, and I guess for whatever reason she never got around to typing out that reply.

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  • I'm too high for the amount of eye contact Gus is making in this video.

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  • How about you react to some equal rights equal fights videos those are funny. 😀😀(btw you are used to touchy subjects you got it)

    Κοκόλας ΜπκρήςΚοκόλας Μπκρής6 dögum síðan
  • (2:20) As A level 6 local guide you are absolutely correct. I saw a meme one time that said "Shoutout to everyone who reviews things because I don't like to write reviews but I like to know how good a place is before going there" and I thought "That's true, maybe I'll do that" and now years later I still do

    William KlugeWilliam Kluge6 dögum síðan
  • I did not enjoy the megaphone in my ear! I saw no ima bust your ear drum out warning, completely disrespectful, fire video. 1 STAR!!

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    RinZaknRinZakn6 dögum síðan
  • You guys look like you’re in college, no offence

    TomTheBeast 1TomTheBeast 16 dögum síðan
  • local guide means NOTHING. It took me about 20 reviews and 3 months to get local guide status

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  • i've recommended your channel to several friends, i'm a true supporter and will continue to be. but the animal cruelty jokes are sick. violence against innocent animals that have the awareness of a human 5 year old- no. do not normalize. wouldn't be laughing if it were your dog or dog-looking younger brother in a cage. thank u, respect, please take this consideration

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  • “Look at this funny guy! Do the funny thing” - 0:16

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  • I've left hundred of reviews and I hate myself for it. The issue is, I will leave more

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    SloopSloop6 dögum síðan
  • 6:08 All I can think about is Jane then leaving a 5 star review on some asshole zoo's google reviews saying "Awesome waterslides, two thumbs up!"

    mrnoname1mrnoname16 dögum síðan
  • Do small town car dealership reviews.

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  • Elizabeth being homaphobic.let people love patatos

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  • I've only ever left 2 google reviews and both are for 2 different small town McDonald's that I've had terrible experiences at and can safely say ya I'm weird.

    Cheddar The ShredderCheddar The Shredder6 dögum síðan
  • This reminds me of a google maps review of a food store nearby called "Edeka Paul". It's a one-star review, saying "I don't like the name Paul."

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  • You should look at prison reviews

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  • When are you going to see Wendy Williams live?

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  • You both have amazing chemistry.

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  • 0:35 The change in emotion from Ian

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