Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

27 okt 2020
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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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  • hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson

    Gus JohnsonGus Johnson5 mánuðum síðan
    • Could you and Sven do reviews of hotels/motels?

      Elliot LearyElliot Leary10 dögum síðan
    • The animated Cat 🐈‍⬛

      Star DragonStar Dragon2 mánuðum síðan
    • I'm a little late to the call to action. But if you want to see some really awful reviews, look at BoardGameGeek. Specifically 1 start reviews for chess. It's just a bunch of grandiose dipshits thinking they are better than the world's most popular game.

      Collin BlankCollin Blank2 mánuðum síðan
    • @dorkpork911 can you give me the context

      Cayden BCayden B3 mánuðum síðan
    • Can you do bowling alleys or bars

      dorkpork911dorkpork9113 mánuðum síðan
  • BRO I GOT A JESUS CARES AD BEFORE THIS

    Alex KlmnopAlex Klmnop46 mínútum síðan
  • Frick Linda

    The guacThe guac17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Sven looks great in his blue RAYCON earbuds! 😂

    Notorious DylanNotorious DylanDegi Síðan síðan
  • Where’s my boy and all the petty girl

    Jessica NicoleJessica Nicole3 dögum síðan
  • This man is 6,6

    XplumbzzXXplumbzzX4 dögum síðan
  • you know gus is a real man when he uses the word breasts as opposed to other more vulgar terms like that actually made me smile LMAO

    dummydummy4 dögum síðan
  • I live on Long Island and would like to smoke bong hits with you guys

    Shawn LeeShawn Lee4 dögum síðan
  • I’ve never heard someone named Sven with an American accent

    WhatOkayWhatOkay5 dögum síðan
  • same jeans? the fuck

    Emily RaineerEmily Raineer5 dögum síðan
  • I got nervous when they said my name,

    Mason DeLeanMason DeLean5 dögum síðan
  • Are your parentes Swedish or Norwegian or something? Beacuse your names

    Ellen N HEllen N H6 dögum síðan
  • Imagine naming your kids Gus and Sven.

    Kimberly CarterKimberly Carter6 dögum síðan
  • You banned me In twitch chat for not saying anything when you were playing Skyrim

    Duke Jones Jr.Duke Jones Jr.6 dögum síðan
  • Huh, eddys head looks weird, allergic reaction maybe

    yup sureyup sure6 dögum síðan
  • WHY IS CHEF KILLIAN WORKING AT A MIDWEST STRIP CLUB????

    Boopinton IIBoopinton II7 dögum síðan
  • Ah yes, the crab boiled in pepsi max served in a baguette image

    Charles KlassCharles Klass7 dögum síðan
  • This is so hilarious, my old besftriend had a younger brother, and the younger brother was fucking beautiful, he was like 6'1 a jawline you can cut rocks with but he was the weeeeeirdest fucking kid, like I deadass feel like that nigga would kill a cat if given the chance 😭

    Red CherryRed Cherry8 dögum síðan
  • Hi, from the Midwest (Nebraska). Not okay over here 😂

    Leah RichardsLeah Richards8 dögum síðan
  • I knew by the title of the video there would be reviews whining about fat women. You can’t blame a fat person for taking their own life. Why bother living when all fat people receive is hate? So aggravating. Couldn’t even finish the video.

    Fuck Your Opinions About MeFuck Your Opinions About Me8 dögum síðan
  • Is Sven wearing Raycon earbuds? Lol

    Frump FrumpersonFrump Frumperson9 dögum síðan
  • 3:47 he gets a message on discord

    Harry_Twelves 12Harry_Twelves 129 dögum síðan
  • WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT AMAZING SHIRT, GUS?!

    GraniteJetGraniteJet9 dögum síðan
  • All little brothers are spoiled.

    Matt JamesMatt James9 dögum síðan
  • Why is Gus wearing my old rug? Is he Swedish? Feels like a Swedish thing

    Mr. FrankssonMr. Franksson9 dögum síðan
  • In case anyone else was curious: 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

    Evgeni MatveevEvgeni Matveev10 dögum síðan
  • Hey I'm Kevin

    Ninja GoatNinja Goat10 dögum síðan
  • Lolol pretty sure the crab pic is from Kilian experience (youtuber)

    CharlesCharles10 dögum síðan
  • Sven seems like such a big, Wiscontsinian, 6 and 1/2 foot tall teddy bear. C:

    Seamus McKeonSeamus McKeon10 dögum síðan
  • 1:29 bro I’m 15... that is very illegal

    JayGJayG10 dögum síðan
  • Da first one do😂😂😂

    ryan tostenryan tosten11 dögum síðan
  • Only focus on one of them

    That GuyThat Guy11 dögum síðan
  • 7:37 the place was called hoe depot wasnt it

    「Funny Rock」「Funny Rock」11 dögum síðan
  • That crab is a well known cursed image so that isn’t real

    Lord DunsparceLord Dunsparce11 dögum síðan
  • Is the guy that actually predicted that Gus Johnson to see your view here

    Obi-Wan KenobiObi-Wan Kenobi12 dögum síðan
  • Watch cuties and you’ll understand the comment “it’s good for kids, I recommend”

    Vwedish ManVwedish Man12 dögum síðan
  • 1:34 nooo!

    The demonitization PoliceThe demonitization Police14 dögum síðan
  • Gas stations and shitty haircut places have super funny reviews. Def a deep vein of comedy right there.

    Nathan HaimsonNathan Haimson14 dögum síðan
    • gas station reviews NEEDS to happen

      ¡NiCK!¡NiCK!14 dögum síðan
  • sven is adopted

    RedRed15 dögum síðan
  • 69k likes

    BeastYTBeastYT15 dögum síðan
  • When you go to the club and literally get crabs

    Mercury PlutoMercury Pluto18 dögum síðan
  • 3:47

    「MrWhoWasIt」「MrWhoWasIt」18 dögum síðan
  • Go to 1:36 Pause No need to thank me

    Tony Rice but with a hangoverTony Rice but with a hangover18 dögum síðan
  • Thats what his user name was by the way if anyone was curious and too lazy to search it up :) 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures

    Chris IdkChris Idk19 dögum síðan
  • Prison Reviews

    MaTriX BeatsMaTriX Beats19 dögum síðan
  • 3:25 um Chris Hanson you there

    two-piece a burn toasttwo-piece a burn toast20 dögum síðan
  • What was the acquire lumber one? Like the “Wood Hood

    Old Man JoelOld Man Joel20 dögum síðan
  • Just play vr chat guys

    BoostbroBoostbro20 dögum síðan
  • Guys, I just checked on Jerry. I found his desecrated corpse at the bottom of the Boston Harbor. Then, a stripper followed me home, shat on my lawn, and stole my car. 0/10. Would not recommend any clubs on the East coast.

    School Project ProductionsSchool Project Productions21 degi síðan síðan
  • 15:08 “go watch an ad get out of my room” me gets an ad right as he says that😂👌😂

    king_regzking_regz22 dögum síðan
  • Sven: SABIRNA Gus: NOO!!!! Is wearing headphones

    Owen McKennaOwen McKenna22 dögum síðan
  • Guess we know where those stimulus checks were going.

    Conner MillerConner Miller22 dögum síðan
  • No one is talking about how sven is wearing raycons without it being an ad or joke!

    Apple PieApple Pie22 dögum síðan
  • Dude when he said NOOOOOOOOO he was so funny

    banana manbanana man22 dögum síðan
  • There's no hippos at the zoo tho

    Litter box BeansLitter box Beans23 dögum síðan
  • I really want this shirt

    wyatt Briggswyatt Briggs24 dögum síðan
  • orthodontists

    IfMonkeyIfMonkey24 dögum síðan
  • This is the first time I have seen a youtuber use raycons without being sponsored

    Casey Is CoolCasey Is Cool24 dögum síðan
  • Sus Johnson

    osaac spechyosaac spechy26 dögum síðan
  • 1 corinthians 15 is about Christ being risen, which can be interpreted differently in this context

    TehDarkraiTehDarkrai26 dögum síðan
  • You know you are getting old when a guy is wearing a shirt made up of the play mat that is in your dentist office and video rental store

    Salvage MonsterSalvage Monster27 dögum síðan
  • I think the “eating cigarettes” is still my favorite sketch with the two of you. Mhm. Something about it.

    Jacey Garden WrayJacey Garden Wray27 dögum síðan
  • Walmart

    Cooper BradleyCooper Bradley27 dögum síðan
  • Landscaping companies

    Mason McCulloughMason McCullough28 dögum síðan
  • I'm kinda offended cause I live in the mid-west, but I do half to admit the mid-west is full of meth heads and strip joints that don't ask for an ID

    Seth BybeeSeth Bybee28 dögum síðan
  • sven eyebrow slit sven eyebrow slit

    Isaac NishimuraIsaac Nishimura28 dögum síðan
  • Oh my god, yall ain't in Iowa by chance are you? They got a strip club in Des Moines, our capitol city, called "The Lumberyard"

    Einar Blood-AxeEinar Blood-Axe28 dögum síðan
  • Read reviews on brothels! Who the heck leaves public reviews on their experience with prostitutes?

    Jessica FrumpJessica Frump29 dögum síðan
  • 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 1 Now I am reminding you, brothers, of the gospel I preached to you, which you indeed received and in which you also stand. 2 Through it you are also being saved, if you hold fast to the word I preached to you, unless you believed in vain. 3 * For I handed on to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures;a 4 that he was buried; that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures;b

    Rogue WolfRogue WolfMánuði síðan
  • If theres a strip club... its not a small town😥 no hate though really love you guys and great video!

    a nervous dudea nervous dudeMánuði síðan
  • “I t ‘ s G o o d F o r K i d s R e c c o m e n d”

    Billy BobBilly BobMánuði síðan
  • When he said go watch an ad I literally got and ad. 😂

    Hugo NegreteHugo NegreteMánuði síðan
  • Bruv you made me alt-tab like 4 times before realizing the discord notification sound comes from you. God damn you, Johnson brothers!

    William SohlströmWilliam SohlströmMánuði síðan
  • ⭐ Who pooted

    Mr. RoscoMr. RoscoMánuði síðan
  • sven has the widest shoulders ive ever seen

    KOMOKOMOMánuði síðan
  • OMG I live in Fargo, that's where the red River zoo is lol so they must be talking about The Northern

    Nolan ArcherNolan ArcherMánuði síðan
  • To be clear... were there 6 other Sven Johnsons?

    Hannah HartungHannah HartungMánuði síðan
  • Memeing screaming and streaming. My life summarised

    Theft ParrotTheft ParrotMánuði síðan
  • I am a kid in the Midwest bad things are happening

    Ricky filmsRicky filmsMánuði síðan
  • Y'all, I can promise you that tiddie hairs are identifiable

    MMMánuði síðan
  • I'm from the Midwest and it is practically hell

    tarrdragontarrdragonMánuði síðan
  • Why does Gus look like Sven’s distant uncle from the Midwest

    Neil MeehanNeil MeehanMánuði síðan
  • This is that guys screen name when I looked it up. "I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ" Corinthians 1:4 king James bible

    LeviLeviMánuði síðan
  • Yooo, the T-shirt is dooope where did you get it ?

    KarasuKarasuMánuði síðan
  • pls do these again !

    wren callaghanwren callaghanMánuði síðan
  • Don't hate on the midwest lol. Lumberyard is in my city, but it doesn't have pool tables like beach girls.

    Victory4HistoryVictory4HistoryMánuði síðan
  • I went to a cheap strip club in El Paso once. Well actually a couple times. Won't name the place. But it was a sad place. There was one other guy there alone and by himself. Not even getting any attention from the dancers or spending money. Only 2 out of the 5 dances there were attractive, and one of them was only passable. They both came and sat on my lap and chatted with me. I got a dance from both of them and the more attractive one blew me on the first song. And dances were only $20 per song. I heard later that the place was actually a front for selling cocaine.

    Michael BugnerMichael BugnerMánuði síðan
  • I had a female friend once say “don’t you hate having nipple hair?” And i slow blinked at her cuz I had no clue girls got hair there. I guess it really is a thing! Not something I’d want to find in my mouth at a srip club though

    Caitlynn C.K.Caitlynn C.K.Mánuði síðan
  • God that intro was hilarious. XD

    ROARROARMánuði síðan
  • the only thing in common you guys have in common is the front teeth. this is not a bad thing

    Fryd FishFryd FishMánuði síðan
  • 8:51 I feel like Gus saw every sin I’ve ever committed.

    Devon with an iDevon with an iMánuði síðan
  • I was caught off guard way too hard at 8:00

    benjamin johnsbenjamin johnsMánuði síðan
  • Just found your channel, your hilarious bro, I wish u lots of success , never stop brotha , best of luck to u and your channel for the future !!

    nick jignick jigMánuði síðan
  • Lap dances and lumber , what a great strip joint

    nick jignick jigMánuði síðan
  • I feel that I must comment cause I went to a strip club and helped pay off a future lawyers student debt, so I can really relate to Benjamin on this one.

    Dumbass GhostDumbass GhostMánuði síðan
  • You can tell they're brothers they have the same laugh!! :)

    Midget ZillaMidget ZillaMánuði síðan
  • That’s a really neat shirt

    Colonel SandersColonel SandersMánuði síðan
  • Badass seattle hat ! Im a seattlite

    street urchinstreet urchinMánuði síðan
  • I thought sven was bryce hall

    street urchinstreet urchinMánuði síðan
  • Coming to you LIVE from the Midwest: We are not ok. That is all.

    Yaz PYaz PMánuði síðan
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